Jailbird Lohan

By Samantha S. As if the rehab, her lesbian love affair and the countless “crotch” pictures weren’t enough. Lindsay Lohan now has a new item to add to her list of drama. The young actress has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation.

Lindsay’s sob stories about how she couldn’t make it to rehab because of her busy schedule and how she signed in to the clinic but just on the incorrect form are not flying with her judge  Marsha Revel.  Even her own lawyers (that’s right lawyers with an S) are not putting up with Lindsay’s excuses.  Shawn Chapman Holley quit her case and Stuart V. Goldberg was fired because Lindsay couldn’t “afford” his services.  The newest lawyer on the case? None other than Robert Shapiro, who was part of the team that successfully repped O.J. Simpson. Lindsay needs all the help she can get right now, so maybe hiring a lawyer who can get a possible killer off the hook is the best idea she’s had yet.

But through all the trials and tribulations of Lindsay’s crazy lifestyle, does anyone ever wonder about her little sister Ali? I can surely state that Lindsay certainly doesn’t take the Best Sister of the Year Award. Sniffing coke and popping pills are just not something a little sister should be exposed to.  It’s unbelievable how the sweet freckled face girl who starred in The Parent Trap turned into the wreck we call Lindsay Lohan today.

She’s not the only child star to shock the public. Miley Cyrus’ latest album Can’t Be Tamed shows a newer side of the pop star.  A side that likes to wear provocative clothing and slide down poles.  Bye bye Hannah Montana. And who can forget the most infamous child star turned lunatic, Britney Spears?

With portrayals of womanhood like this in the media, what can the young girls of today look forward to? I certainly wouldn’t want any young girls I know looking at Lindsay Lohan for direction. After all, what girl dreams of becoming a jailbird addict in and out of rehab?